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Tazkarty Ties the Knot!

Tazkarty.net has teamed up with its frenemy Cairo360.com, ensuring you can now book your favourite restaurants, bars and clubs through your favourite review site...

Tazkarty.net used to be the ultimate bachelor, running around town getting wasted at a different club every night. Loving the no-strings-attached life, Tazkarty.net was confident that he would never settle down.

But they always say it’s when you’re not looking that cupid comes and shoots romance arrows right in your ass.

Tazkarty.net had seen Cairo 360 around town before and she had a reputation for fairness and impeccable taste, but he’d never had the balls to approach her until one night when he was out at a bar and he spotted her across the room conducting a review. At first Cairo 360 was all business and not having any of it, but being the smooth talker he is, Tazkarty.net managed to spark coy Cairo 360’s interest.

Over the months, a beautiful romance blossomed between the two, and it became clear this was a partnership to last a lifetime. Tazkarty.net popped the question. Cairo 360 said “Yes!” Champagne was popped, the lovebirds gazed into each other’s teary eyes, and – well, it got a little mushy after that.

But there was so much work to be done before vows were exchanged. Cairo 360 wasn’t feeling wedding-ready, so she got a bit of work done Bridalplasty-style with the help of her maid of honour, Bright Creations. In the meantime, Tazkarty.net gathered the rest of the MO4 family for a bachelor party that, frankly, we can’t speak of here. It got a little weird.

Just in time for the big day, Cairo 360 returned, looking like a million bucks, but with the same sweet soul. CairoScene carried the rings, Event Republic held the bride’s gown as she walked down the aisle, certain this was the best decision she’d ever made. CairoZoom snapped some shots just as they said “I do,” and everyone clapped and cheered.

Tazkarty.net and Cairo 360 enjoyed their honeymoon bliss and are excited to announce the birth of what can only be described as a miracle. The baby is healthy and happy, with the brains of Tazkarty.net and the face of Cairo 360 and we’re ready to share her with the world.

What a beautiful baby

Now, when you see a review you like, you can book a table straight away through Tazkarty.net. Just click the ‘Reserve Now’ button on the Cairo 360 site for the Tazkarty-powered application to reserve a spot at the hottest restaurants and clubs in town.

And they lived happily ever after.


Todays Events
Karaoke
Bars
Date: 9/17/2019
Time: 10:00pm - 3:00am
Venue: Cairo Jazz Club 610